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Бенито Муссолини выглядывает с балкона на площадь Венеции.
Толпа на площади ревет:
— ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ!
— Итальянцы!...
— ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ!
— Мы собрались сегодня на этой площади....
— ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ! ДУЧЕ!
— Потому что та, другая, занята сегодня рынком...

Current Mood: artistic

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Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times per week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

Current Mood: anxious

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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

Current Location: Нідзе
Current Mood: working
Current Music: марскі прыбой

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Проста мілы хлопец. А мог бы ўступіць у БПСМ, альбо ў Малады Фронт.

Current Mood: busy

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Одесса.
Приходит на Привоз бабушка и ходит вдоль рядов. Подходит к продавцу живой рыбы и спрашивает:
- Сынок, рыбка то свежая?
- Бабуль, да она же живая!!
- ну... так, Я тоже живая ...

Current Location: Нідзе

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Так выглядае сьвет уночы. Як файна ў Афрыцы. Спакойна і ціха....

Current Location: Нідзе
Current Mood: grateful
Current Music: Ambient

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Current Mood: horny

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Current Location: Нідзе
Current Mood: mischievous

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Пра мужыкоў:

http://p11117.clients.m-10.ru/23/

Current Mood: confused

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